Which branch of Christianity has the noblest origins; which is the best of a bad bunch?

Catholicism? Nah, that was concocted by power hungry Romans who wanted a cheaper way than war of subjugating the rich and fertile West. Anglicanism? Nah, that was invented by a corrupt English monarch and it has the stink of the horrible English class system on it. Any of those Americanized versions of Christianity? Nah, they have capitalist greed at their core combined with the American love of theatre and celebrities. I think the branch of Christianity with the noblest origin is Lutheranism. It began when the Catholic Church was at the peak of its corruption. Luther risked his life to give his people freedom from the tyranny and oppression of a corrupt mega-church. No other branch of Christianity has such a noble origin, right?